The Golden Apple Corps

My kingdom

My kingdom. My kingdom for some water. My kingdom for some cheese, a poodle, a book. Here just have it, my kingdom, I don’t want it really. Smoke dry in my throat, hallow empty void of all but toxic smoke. Cozy, my kingdom for cancer, who would give a kingdom for that? Let alone water or cheese.

These thoughts jumped through his head with no rhyme or reason, just floating, existing and changing. His internal clock jarred him and he glanced at his wrist, hoping to prove it wrong. 3:15 always seems to come to fast and 5:30 not fast enough. He pulled his last puff from his cigarette and flicked it away. Walking back to work he looked around outside, it was going to rain again.

It never rained when you wanted it to but when it did it was like a tiny piece of heaven, the piece no one else seemed to want.

He stepped through the front door, keeping his eyes on the ground; he smiled as the receptionist said her hello, his mind still on the tiny piece of heaven and how it made her look.

 

-Tangent

Sweet baby jesus!

I'm getting my bike tonight!!

Pics to follow :D

Fuck yeah!

-Tangent

My thoughts on snow.

So its what mid-march now? Yeah, I thought so so what he fuck is this light dusting of snow fucking doing on my sidewalk? or on my car and the streets? fuck off already its spring, there are flowers blooming and I want to go get my street bike but if you continue to be a douche bag and snow I cant do that.

So Fuck Off global warming and your stupid fucking snow.

like what fucking good is that light dust snow any ways all it does it make shit slippery and ugly, like if your gonna Snow  then lets have her and give us a good 6 inch's like you did in dodge, but no. Mother natures is a fucking pussy who praces around like a goddamn fairy dusting every thing in Cow-town  with snow like she the fucking fairy from Peter pan. I tell you fucking whatTinkerbell, this is a waste of my fucking time. GRAWH. I want warm weather. My personal winter is allmost over and i need the physical winter to be over to but NOOO  its gotta snow one last fucking time.

Douche bag.

-Tangent

I likes it

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-Tangent

Australia

First, it was to fucking long.  Then the god dam thing climaxes half way through and your left wondering when it will end. Its like a booty call when your both to wasted to give a shit. Your left disorentated, unsatisfied and some how you know your missing a few hours of your life but cant for the life of you remember what happened.

But

Rent it... for this scene alone.

omg. He's fucking sexy, Hugh, Logan, Drover. I dont care, just take me!

-Tangent

Stem Cells

I know normally I whine and bitch and what not, but I feel that this is important.

Please click here and read more

-Tangent

PS I just ate an entire jar of pickles, pickle juice and all. Is that weird? Y/N

Ed-ju-muh-ka-shin

So, like i said before i was away for a while. Well lots happened. Tonight I'm going to bitch tell you about the wonder-fullness that is my future education. Pfft...

So around October of last year i started to get things in gear for me to go to school and get a bachelors of art history. Ohh sounds neat but I know it a fuck all degree. Oh this happens to be the degree previously mentioned in this blog in January. So yeah, I got a plan of going back to school and getting a future is some thing i really love doing, art. I love art, i love being a snob and knowing more about art then other people, yes art can be interpreted in many different ways but compared to my ways you ways look dumb. I like that. Its about the only fucking thing I've got any talent at. So yeah i apply, and send money, i get transcripts and send money and i wait. and send money. So I've got about 400 bucks invested in this come the wend of January. that's 400 dollars in application fees, Jesus Christ!

Oh and! i need to have a portfolio. Well shit! that's no problem, im an art geek, i can whip one of those up in no time, right! Right? ...waiting on some inspiration here people, lets go! I'm about half way through my first of 10 necessary works for my portfolio and its only taken me a month to do, thank god the dead line is only 2 months away. Inspiration is a fickle bitch.

So  I'm paying a ridiculous amount in application fees, my portfolio is %5 complete and by this point im feeling some stress. Then I get an email.

Hi Tangent,

My name is Michael FUCK-WAD and I am the student adviser for the
Department of Art and Art History at the University of COW-TOWN.

As an applicant to the Art History program, I wanted to let you know
that the Faculty of Fine Arts will be deferring entrance into the Art
History program this year.

Essentially this means that no new students will be admitted to the Art
History major for the 2009-2010 school year.

For assistance with changing your application to another program at the
University of Calgary, you can contact Marian at xxx-xxx-xxxx

The Faculty of Fine Arts regrets this change and hopes that you continue
to be interested in studying at the University.

Fucking what? Excuse me? No,no this is a mistake... So i called. No mistake. But they, kindly, gave me an alternative. I could go into social sciences or some shit like that and possibly transfer majors next year. However, the entrance requirements to this SS major are much lower, but the odds of me being  able to transferr to AH next year are slim since is such a competitive degree ( apparently being an art snot is a coveted thing, i dunno) and the courses i need in my first year i wouldn't be able to take them all sincee its not an AH degree. So in a nut hell i get this as "you spent 400 bucks for nothing, you have to wait a year before you get to have a hoity toity education and if you really cant wait you just might fuck your self"

I hate university's. H8.

But I'm not giving up. Ive recently started looking to to becoming an acupuncturist. There are 3 vocational schools near me that have that degree, one even has a Dr. of acupuncture. I don't know how that works though, isn't a Dr. a 8 year thing? but this is only 4 years... i dunno.

More later, stay tuned.

-Tangent

A plauge on both your houses!

So I've been violently ill for the past few weeks, hence my no show.

But Im mostly better now so things should go back to normal soon.

-Tangent

Projection

  -Tangent

Sugestion?

Watch 'Sex Drive'. Its young dirty humor with lots of nakedness but some of their one liners actually made me laugh, out loud, alone in my apartment, with my dog. They were that good!

Also, people who run from confrontation suck. Man up.

-Tangent

P.S. I've some how lost my voice, I don't know if its from screaming and yelling at the club or if I'm just getting sick but taking away a woman's ability to talk is just mean. Its like cruel and unusual punishment and I am not impressed.