The Golden Apple Corps

Pew Pew! Lazers!

 

Siris, your a horrible human being for showing me this site... I'm only 247 pages into something above and beyond 400... so yeah, brb.

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LOL Cats

I have found the wonder that is lol cats and i am hopless addicted until further notice

 

 

 

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Just My Dog

Just My Dog

She's just my dog.

She is my other eyes that can see above the clouds, my other ears that hear above the winds.

She has told me a thousand times over that I am her reason for being - by the way she rests against my leg, the way she thumps her tail at the smallest smile, and how she shows her hurt when I leave. (I think it makes her sick with worry when she is not along to care for me.)

When I am wrong, she is delighted to forgive.

When I am angry, she clowns to make me smile.

When I am happy, she is joy unbounded.

When I am a fool, she ignores it.

When I succeed, she brags.

Without her, I am only another person.

With her, I am all powerful.

She has taught me the meaning of devotion is loyalty itself.

With her, I know secret comfort and a private peace.

She has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant.

Her head on my knee can heal my human hurts.

Her presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark and unknown things.

She has promised to wait for me ... whenever ... in case I need her, and I expect I will, as I always have.

Who is she? She's just ... my dog.

 

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Return Policy

So what does a relationship consist of? What are the ingredients? Why are they so indefinable yet we can so easily attain and lose them?

Why are some so gratifying and yet seemingly minimalist it while the most complex and in depth one does nothing but hinder us?

I’m left wondering what only having part of a relationship is supposed to mean.

Let’s start with what I have long assumed; a relationship is a friendship with sexual exclusiveness, unless otherwise stated. (Not my thing anymore but i know a few)

Without the friendship you can’t have a relationship, but without the sex your really just friends.

So what do you do when one party of one of the afore mentioned relationships  does not feel as though they are attaining one of the requirements and is there for holding the other hostage. So now both parties have part of a relationship but neither is whole.

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In other news the new Underworld movie was amazing!! I completely and 100% recommend it to anyone who has an imagination or a soft spot for romances and wars/blood/fighting/gore.

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An Ausie Writes A <3 Poem.

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...

What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer

It is definitely the most annoying day of the year

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass

Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass

I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak

And wear all black for the rest of the week

Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade

For all they are doing is trying to get laid

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit

Because I think love is a crock of shit

So there's the story... what else can I say?

Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentine's Day!

Thanks Evo! You’re an inspiration to us all, as always!

It makes me think of like 4 years ago when Deleterious and I went to the Valentine’s Day Sux Party, it was grand and there was much drinking involved. This Valentines I'm going to an Aikido seminar. There is a big wig Aikido master coming to show us all his crazy moves. I'm actually pretty excited for it, but I can understand if you didn't know. I’m a cool as an ice cube on the outside but really, on the inside' I’m like Denis the Menes on speed, jumping up and down and swinging off lights and shit!!

Its hard work this whole exerting energy and sweating thing, I’m pooped, but I have so much energy now that I have trouble sleeping so this is what you get an over tired, sore and exuberantly happy Tangent, all for your reading pleasure.

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New Ninja Cat

I wish my cat would do this...

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Muh?

So I'm a wee bit drunk, and suddenly Ive turned into the lucky charms guy.

and Yaaa! Nash is back! But its weird, either way, I'm happy he's home even if he's not really happy to be here.

So I went to the pub with Voorhees and Racetrack, well actually RT and I went out to watch the game and Voorhees showed up after, but that pretty irrelevant to my compliant

Topic for tonight; Avoidance, or lies by silence

Don't tell me your going to do some thing and then do something totally different just because you thought that that totally different thing would bug me. Thats a shit move. And then be all 'ohh it was what ever, blah blah blah' and try to pawn it off as  nothing. And then say nothing, you know I may  be a bit drunk right now but what you did will still be douchy tomorrow.

Thoughts any one?

OH and who ever is reading my site a) you rock and b)comment already! Do you have any idea how gratifying it is to know that some one was interested enough in what i wrote to actually say some thing about? Its not like i hand this site out to friends that can comment, some times i bitch about them and i don't need them knowing that... that could be bad...

Closing; Coronas = tasty!

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And then he said...

So I don't really have much to write about tonight. I was going to justify my last post and me all ' I was in a funky mood and shit' but I wasn't. I was just writing and I'm not sure if it my id or my ID that Freud  would say was writing but it was just writing, clearing cob webs and what not.

If feels good, to kind of dust out the past and make room for the new, it tiring dirty grunt work but it needs to be done right, it's not like you can just hire some one to clean your head for you.

1 800 CLEAN HEAD ... sounds too much like a phone sex line to me.

 

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What ever makes you break

I'm happier now then I have been in something close to two and a half years. I think its the silence, hearing my self think. No him, no them, no it to cloud me. Its me, naked, standing here before my self in the mirror. Listening to my thoughts and not guarding against your interruption. It feels so good.

You know if you could - you would, but I'm right where I want right now. There's a million people out there doing that exact same thing, how do you expect me to think you're unique? Your jaw hangs slack as the pity dribbles out, you know if you could, I know you would. But I'm right where I want right now. It just feels so good.

If I really were the only one for you, why did you let it go. Don't get me wrong I'm better off with out, but where was the fight, where was the heart. Your just the same as you were all those years ago, crying for a hand to hold. Just try to stand on your own two legs and see how far you get, I don't mean to brag but it wasn't just words. And now I'm right where I wanna be,

God it just feels sooo good...

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My Face

So i heard this one comic skit about the merging of my space and face book, it would hence be called 'My Face' an people would be all like 'Hey come on My Face!' bu-dum cha!

But really  now, i found my Aikido group on face book, neat hun, gottas love the world of networking...Ohh and i just thought that these movies looked awesome

This one is called  ' 9 '. Tim Burton meets post apocalypse meets computer animations = very cool!

This one is ' Underworld 3; Rise of the lycans' Very awesome because its vampires and werewolves. Also the sound track is very very goo! If your into Pursifier, Renholder and that kind of sound.

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