Make a lil' mayham

So I was going to tell you all about how much I love red bull and  how many lives its saved thanks to its exceptionally high caffeine and sugar content but instead I'm going to tell you all about how I wish I could say that most amazing things to Miss Sue. *smiles*

But first I'm going to reference an old web comic that i used to read. I don't know if it still exists, but i think I'm going to look it up when i get some free time.. wait.. I'm at work... I HAVE ALL THE FREE TIME IN THE WORLD! seriously... here's the link.

So yeah sometimes i just bite my tongue when Sue says stupid shit, and really any normal person who didn't want to stab her in the face with a spoon would say "hey, don't be dumb" but i hold my tongue cause if i says don't be stupid.. i wont stop, I'd tel her that its not the early 80s and she can comb her hair now, and perhaps she should talk to her daughter about dressing like a stripper thats about to go on stage, and i might ask her why her teeth are some amny different colours and if maybe she wants to copy write them as i think they have yet to be named. I would ask her how she doesn't know that her voice is like nails on a chalk board and if she knows that she absolutely must repeat everything she says four fucking times and still ask me if i "get it". I would tell her that she is not as computer suave as she might think and i would tell her to buy a tread mill.

That is why i hold my tongue. But because i don't say any thing, because i just agree and ignore, i get 'Tangent, why isn't this done. Tangent, do this. Tangent this needs to be like this.'

Fuck you Sue, you do it. I personally don't care that the employee numbers are not on the invoice, it makes no difference, if its such a big deal, you do. Is all the time done? Well seeing as how i sent it to you i would think so, oh whats that? You want me to double check? Let me go take a shit and then ill let you know.

Just smile, say okay and ignore.

-Tangent

Comments

[Chebrutta]

So. Purple Pussy. TOTALLY MY NEW HERO! I wish a had cussing skills like that.

Holding your tongue sucks so hard. I used to have permanent indentations on the inside of my cheek when I taught. I hate people. No, really, I do. I think I must suck at life.