The Golden Apple Corps

Wrath Part 1

So i semi quit my job today. i walked out and hung out with my dog for a bit and then came back and 4chand for the afternoon.

So story time kids, every one gather around while i tell you the story of Sue, the heinous witch who works in our main office. I'm not going to actually reiterate the story here for you but some people are just born needing to be hit upside the head with a frying pan, and then repeatedly beaten until they stop twitching.

I originally, if you will recall with me, with hopes of going to work in their office in my city, now i think that if i see this particular Sue person i will stab her in the eye with a mechanical pencil and then click it forty gazillion times till it runs out of lead. oh i would click slowly and then quickly and then slowly again... i would enjoy that so.

Or i could just imagine shooting her with said bolter. But I'm just going to complain, And yes you will listen.

-Tangent

Clickables

My name is Tangent and I support this add

Wilty meat?

So did you hear about this maple leaf tainted meat fiasco? I did. Holy crap, can you say scary?

So far as I know this tainted meat, and how it got tainted i have no idea, is floating all around Canada and its kinda luck of the draw which citys have it and which don’t. Apparently my city does. And not just in the grocery stores either. Mr.Sub and McDonalds allegedly have some of this meat and we’ve been eating it for almost 3 months now.

So my understanding of it is you eat this cold cut sandwich in January and everything is hunky dory. Then 3 months later, after you’ve forgotten that you ever ate the stupid sandwich it hits you like a ton of bricks! WHAM! Insto-toxic, and you may or may not live.

Freaky. Still you ask why? Cause Kant is addicted to McDonalds and any and all meat products. Being a carnivore might actually kill him.

It’s funny in the not funny kinda way.

And its raining again. Yaa work.

-Tangent

No, no title for you!

So I’m MIA, yeah. I know. Shut up, I’m here now.

I’m working; it’s hard, and long. But it’s going, and it will be over soon. Thank god.

So a while ago I talked Kant into getting me my own Zune (I talked briefly about this before). It’s Microsoft’s version of the IPod, and I think I’m in love. They are small and sleek and  have a HUGE amount of storage, it runs podcast, which I think I’m addicted to right now which I partly blame for my hiatus but best of all I can connect to ANY ONES computer and trade music. Rock on!

So I was thinking that I might want to learn French, you know, as a second language, why not, I could totally go around and be all ‘Jeme’pel Tangent’. I want my kids to go into French emersion, not only so that they learn the language but so that they bring the homework home so that I can learn. Is that wrong? Meh.

So I’m sitting in my room right now, in camp typing cause I just don’t have enough time in the day to sit and writer this out at work, or even on my lunch, and Eris is eating the bottom on the bed. Literally eating it. The things that this puppy consumes in a day astound me. And I bet i only know half of it. She managed to eat a coffee stir stick in less than 5 seconds, about the time for me to go from my desk to see what she was eating. Gone *poof* and how she takes normal poops I have no idea. Maybe she has 4 stomachs like a cow. She kind looks like a mini cow... with no spots. But she’s a cuddly cow that cuddles, and fetches things.